Entertainment Disaster Averted!

The digital cable went to sleep last night and didn't want to wake up.  The "box" couldn't find any signal.  Unplug it, plug it back it.  The first thing they tell you to do is the first thing they tell you to do for a reason.  It worked, slowly.  It took the "box" a bit to remember what it had previously stored inside it's little digital head.  "To be announced", it said.  I will announce what is on these digital slots as soon as I remember,  Gimme a minute or two, fer cryin' out loud!  I bet you're one of those people that stands and waits impatiently for the water to boil in the microwave!  Somebody unplugged you, you wouldn't be dancing the cha cha immediately after that, would you.

Stop, you anthropomorphist!  Little Darlin', talking DVRs.  Idiot.