UPS was able to make the correct assumption that there is no Azaleg Road in Stuart! (courtesy of the shipping guys, bless them, wonder where they were born?) The cookies were a bit crispy, but the package sat in ***OHIO*** for longer than I think necessary. Just another reason to hate that state.
Fark has a Florida tag for all the dumb stuff that happens there, I think they need an Ohio tag as well. There is apparently a time frame where you can leave and not have become a mouth breathing, excruciatingly annoying moron, I am unsure what that timeframe is. My mother is from Ohio, and she is no slack jawed, mindless twit. Kathy H. at work is from Ohio, and she remembers not only her name, but how to get to work. Everyday. So there is a timeframe.
Don't question me on this. I can provide examples. Lots of 'em. I might just dedicate one day a week (I could do this daily) to providing examples of the Mensa Club of Ohio.
Ohioans are responsible for a LOT of the nonsense at work. A LOT of it. And I hold a grudge.
End of rant.
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